Wreck-It Ralph in 60 seconds: my “Reel Faith” review.
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Battleship in 60 seconds: My “Reel Faith” review.
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F |
½ |
-2|
Teens & Up
Like the title phrase, which is recognizably English and yet obviously wrong,
Dark of the Moon offers just enough vestiges of grammatical intelligibility to be recognizable as a bloated, steroid-inflamed simulacrum of a mindless summer blockbuster action movie. I almost think it would be better, or at least it would hurt less, if it were a bit more incomprehensible, although I’m told that its predecessor,
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, actually was, and it didn’t help.
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C- |
*½ |
+0|
Kids & Up*
Are there five less inspiring words in the English language than “based on a video game”?
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